Lindsay may have a new sugar daddy

Lindsay Lohan arriving for a flight at LAX airport 

What fortuitous timing that Lindsay Lohan would fall for an extremely wealthy man just days before her rent is due. Love works in mysterious ways! Via the Daily Mail:

[Lindsay Lohan] was spotted going on what is thought to be a date with wealthy Saudi producer Mohammed Al Turki on Tuesday evening. The pair were seen heading to Broadway show The Orphans in New York City, where Lindsay is currently spending time with her family before she checks into rehab on May 2.

This is not the first time Lindsay and Mohammed have enjoyed each other's company. In fact, the pair go way back. As recent as this February Lindsay was accompanied by the producer to New York's annual amfAR gala. The duo posed on the red carpet together, even holding hands. They also attended Lady Gaga's Fame perfume launch at New York's Guggenheim Museum last September.

So the burned-out, ex-movie star is latching onto a wannabe Hollywood player who just happens to lounge around a swimming pool filled with hundred dollar bills a la Tony Montana . . . gee, what could possibly go wrong? Well, my guess is that Mohammed Al Turki will run out of money before Lindsay's heart explodes, because if there's one thing I can compliment our girl Lilo on is her ability to absorb drugs the way Ke$ha fans absorb shitty music. I learned a very expensive lesson years ago when I lost my Hanukkah money betting on Lindsay's demise in a local celebrity death pool, which happened to be sponsored by the Screen Actors Guild.

Lindsay needs to give it up

Lindsay Lohan has been obsessed with Marilyn Monroe for some time now (her Playboy shoot was Marilyn-themed as was her recent shoot for Love magazine, above). The parallels are obvious; both are female . . . both are . . . um, that's all I got. Anyways, Lindsay's dreamed of playing Marilyn in a film. Yeah, so about that. From the Chicago Sun Times:

Friends of Lindsay Lohan are telling her to give up her obsession with making a Marilyn Monroe film — especially since Michelle Williams’ Oscar-nominated performance in “My Week With Marilyn” will be the iconic interpretation of Monroe for some time to come.

I'm calling bullshit on this one. Lindsay Lohan doesn't have any friends. Lindsay has parasites who do nothing except encourage awful behavior . . . I think she calls them "mom" and "dad." Personally I think Lindsay should keep this acting dream alive. She can actually make a pretty comfortable living doing shitty SyFy rip-offs of legitimate films. If LiLo could manage to get her habits under control and play her cards right -- by that I mean letting everyone at The Asylum Studios finish inside her -- she can stand shoulder to shoulder with the giants of "mockbusters" like Bruce Boxleitner and C. Thomas Howell. That's right, a Boxleitner and Thomas Howell reference. I'm a film buff, sue me.







From Wikipedia:

Lindsay Lohan (born July 2, 1986) is an American actress, pop singer and model. She began her career as a child fashion model before making her motion picture debut in Disney's 1998 remake of The Parent Trapat the age of 11. Lohan gained further fame between 2003 and 2005 with leading roles in the films Freaky Friday,Mean Girls and Herbie: Fully Loaded, subsequently appearing in independent films including Robert Altman's A Prairie Home Companion and Emilio Estevez's Bobby.

Her career was interrupted in 2007 when two driving under the influence (DUI) incidents and three visits to rehabilitation facilities led to the loss of several movie deals. Resuming her career, she guest starred in the TV series Ugly Betty in 2008, starred in the 2009 comedy Labor Pains, and appeared in Robert Rodriguez's Machetein 2010. Lohan launched a second career in pop music in 2004 with the album Speak and followed up with A Little More Personal (Raw) in 2005. She has attracted a great deal of publicity, particularly surrounding her personal life.

Irina Shayk is one classy broad

Don't count on recently-famous model Irina Shayk to pull a Lindsay Lohan. No no no, I don't mean she's going to trade autographed photos for blow. I mean she won't pose for Playboy. Shayk told the new issue of Esquire UK:

"I would never do Playboy. Yes, I am a lingerie model, but I have class. Playboy offered me so much money last year. I was like: ‘No. Way.’

"All right, Naomi Campbell and Claudia Schiffer did it. But they did it at the end of their career and it was classy. I think of myself as a cover girl. But I would never do some kind of cheesy magazine."

Whoa, someone has gotten highfalutin, haven't they? Earth to Irina, come in Irina: showing off your goodies is your job, brainiac. If I need an explanation on the differences of weak cosmic censorship hypothesis and strong cosmic censorship hypothesis, I'll ask Michio Kaku. When I need to know when to use a demitasse spoon or a saucier spoon, I'll look up Martha Stewart. If someone asked me what celebrity tuna taco and fart box I'd love to see in Playboy, I'd say Irena Shayk. That's why you're relevant, and when you lose your looks, you get the hell outta here.

Lindsay Lohan Does Vanity Fair Italy

Now you all KNOW I think Lindsay Lohan has a hot bod.

The chick’s probably a nightmare to be around and has probably drank/smoked whatever brains she was born with away, but you have to admit, Lindsay is HOT.

Those tits and legs are works of beauty. So in terms of looking at her (or banging her), I’m sure Lindsay has no problem getting some action.

Not sure anybody would hire her to act (hell, would YOU trust this lush to get her pretty ass to work every day?), but I don’t mind checking out the photoshoots.

Vanity Fair Italy editors weren’t fools: they knew who would sell.

Lindsay Lohan has signed a $3 million deal to front an explicit photographic book

The actress – who completed a court-ordered 90-day rehab stint last month and is currently awaiting trial over the alleged theft of a $2,500 necklace – is reportedly “struggling” to find work after her recent troubles.

American photographer Terry Richardson has now persuaded the 24-year-old star – alongside her former love interest James Franco – to appear in the publication, which will feature “full frontal nudity” and “graphic” shots.

An insider told the Daily Mirror newspaper: “Lindsay is struggling to get another break in Hollywood. There’s a stigma attached to working with her and she is determined to change this – starting with the photographic book.

“Terry Richardson has persuaded Lindsay and James to get involved. He has assured them it will be provocative but tasteful. There will be a lot of nakedness – some of it graphic and suggestive – but it will be a real statement book.

“Obviously there will be comparisons to Madonna’s 1992 ‘Sex’ book. But James and Lindsay believe theirs will be classier.”

Meanwhile, the ‘Mean Girls’ star will also be giving an exclusive tell-all TV interview to talk show host David Letterman in April in the hope of rebuilding her damaged reputation.

The source added: “Lindsay wants people to see the real her, not this drunken, out of control caricature she has become.”

Lindsay is currently on probation for driving under the influence (DUI) in 2007 after spending 14 days of a 90-day jail sentence behind bars in July 2010.

Lindsay Lohan Still Looking Hot

Lindsay Lohan was spotted going somewhere to do something.

On one hand, her clothes are looking a little rough. But I don’t mind: the chick’s got a great pair of legs, so the view is fantastic.

Now if we could just get a good peek at that rack, it would all be great.

Well, Lindsay looks like she’s staying sober, so that’s a good thing.

Who knows what the hell will happen with that whole fiasco with the Betty Ford Center worker who first wanted Lindsay prosecuted for criminal battery and then dropped the charges.Now there’s word she may have been offered money to drop the charges. The DA, at least, is suspicious.

Lindsay Lohan Does Maxim India

Recovering trainwreck Lindsay Lohan apparently is still known throughout the world. This photoshoot was done for India’s Maxim.

Well, I have to hand it to Lindsay: she looks as hot as always. Those tits and legs are practically works of art. Hell, that whole body is practically a work of art.

Now if she can only get her shit together and stay sober so we can see that gorgeous body on screen more…

I’m pulling for Lindsay. Hopefully her time at the Betty Ford Center helped her kick the drugs and alcohol for good. The chick really can act.

Now, Lindsay, you just need to choose a movie project that has some “artistically necessary” nudity. I’ll buy first in line to buy a ticket.