Monday 28 January 2013

Sophie Turner is really good at bikini modeling


Sophie Turner Good Model

That's Australian model Sophie Turner in Sydney on Friday afternoon. Sophie's basically like Kim Kardashian, but with talent -- her main talent being her skill of not making me bash my head into my keyboard every time I hear her talk a la Kim K . . . because technically I've only ever seen her in a bikini and never actually heard her talk. You could say Sophie and I have a great thing going with each other.

From Wikipedia:

Sophie Turner is an Australian model and reality television personality who first gained notoriety as a contestant on the Australian television series Search for a Supermodel.

Biography


Sophie Turner grew up in southern Australia as the youngest of four children.

Nicknamed "The Saucy Aussie",[by whom?] Turner made appearances on runways in nations such as Japan, the United States, and throughout Europe, working for such brands as Bill Blass, Nicole Miller, Collette Dinnigan and Rene Rofe. As a result, Turner's modeling success increased into the commercial, swimsuit, and glamour print areas.

Filmography


 Manhattanites (2008)
 Lights Out (2010)
 A Losers Guide (2010)
 The Mandarin Orange Boy (2010)
 One Hopes Evening (2011)
 Boy Toy (2011)
 The Devil's Dozen (2012)
 The Martini Shot (2012)

Magdalena Frackowiak has a good Scrabble name



 Here’s Polish model Magdalena Frackowiak shooting the new Victoria’s Secret catalog in St. Barts on Saturday. The theme for the new catalog? MODELS WHO’VE ACQUIRED A TASTE FOR HUMAN FLESH. Um, I think.*41 Mag

From Wikipedia:

Magdalena Frackowiak (born Magdalena Frąckowiak on 6 October 1984 in Gdańsk, Poland) is a Polish fashion model who began appearing on international runways in 2006.

Early life


Born in Gdańsk, Poland, Frackowiak was sixteen when her mother sent her pictures to a Warsaw agency's modeling contest. She won, and was scouted by Darek Kumosa of the Model Plus AgencyHer first paid assignment was for Machina magazine. She is currently signed with DNA Model Management in New York.

Career

She featured prominently in the 2008 Ralph Lauren, Alessandro Dell'Acqua, and Oscar de la Renta print campaigns, and she has been on the cover of Italian, German, Japanese, and Russian Vogue and French Revue de Modes Vogue Paris declared her one of the top 30 models of the 2000s.
Frackowiak walked the 2010 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, and has a starring role in the Lagerfeld-directed video for the brand Hogan, alongside Baptiste Giabiconi and Sebastien Jondeau, which hit stores at the end of January 2011.

Magdalena has walked for many top runways including Elie Saab, Miu Miu, Chanel, Gianfranco Ferré, Hakaan, John Galliano, Viktor & Rolf, Christian Dior, Lanvin, Balmain, Roberto Cavalli, Dolce & Gabbana, Emilio Pucci, Fendi, Prada, Givenchy, Versace, Etro, D&G, Ralph Lauren, Oscar de la Renta, Alexander Wang, Louis Vuitton, Giorgio Armani, Jean Paul Gaultier, Hermés, Chloé, Karl Lagerfeld, Balenciaga, MaxMara, Blumarine, & Paco Rabanne.

She is also featured in the 2011 Pirelli Calendar photographed by Karl Lagerfeld.

Monday 21 January 2013

Taylor Swift might have gotten implants



 
Taylor Swift and her breast implants at the 39th Annual People's Choice Awards at Nokia Theatre L.A. Live

According to the new In Touch Weekly, Taylor Swift may have gotten breast implants. Their proof? Well it sorta looks like her boobs are bigger. And you can take that to the bank!:
It seems like Taylor Swift, 23, rounded out a record breaking 2012 with, well, some rounder assets. When the star stepped out at the People's Choice Awards on Jan. 9, all eyes were on her cleavage-bearing neckline. (Was she trying to show ex-boyfriend Harry Styles what he's missing?)

Either way, she got the attention of NYC-based plastic surgeon Dr. Michael Fiorillo (who, like the other doctor in this story, has not treated these stars). He says it looks like Taylor went from an A-cup to a full B. The telltale sign? "You can see the implants," he says. (Print Edition - January 28)
Good for Taylor for upgrading to a full B-cup. Grandpa tells me that women with A-cups are dark-hearted evil beings and will steal your soul while you're sleeping. Eeeeeeeek!

Monday 14 January 2013

Jessica Alba shuns booty shorts. A pox on thee!



Jessica Alba's ass is a national treasure
Even though she has the best ass in the world, Jessica Alba doesn't want to show it off. Prude. Via Contact Music:
Jessica Alba will never wear "booty shorts". The 'Sin City' actress has made the top 100 of various lists - including the 100 Hottest Women of All-Time by Men's Health magazine - over the years and although she is known for her stunning figure, Jessica is "confident" she will never be seen wearing the itsy-bitsy item of clothing.

She told InStyle magazine: "I probably won't ever wear booty shorts. I feel pretty confident about that. And I don't like oversize shoulder pads, but I do appreciate a strong shoulder profile, like the ones [designer] Isabel Marant is doing."
Wow, I'm really disappointed in Jessica. Her ass is a gift from the Divine Lord and Creator and it was meant to be shared with the world, like clean energy and Lindsay Lohan crime statistics. Jessica is being selfish by not showing us her greatest asset anymore, in my humble opinion. The terrorists have won, Jessica. And it's all your fault.

Friday 4 January 2013

Sofia Vergara hasn't dumped her fiance yet




Sofia Vergara and her fiance Nick Loeb's fight on New Year's Eve was so bad that Loeb was thrown "out of the back door of the club" by four security guards, but the two were spotted yesterday at the beach in Miami. Sofia does look a little melancholy. If she really wants to get back at Nick for pushing her and ripping her dress, she should pull down her top right there on the beach in front of him and the paparazzi. "Hey Nick, jew push me again, I leave jew and jew no touch these again!" and leave it down for a few minutes so Nick and the paparazzi will know she means business. I promise I won't look.

From Wikipedia:

Sofía Margarita Vergara Vergara (born July 10, 1972) is a Colombian actress, comedian, television hostess, and model.

Vergara had been widely known for co-hosting two television shows for Univisión in the late 1990s. Her television career opened up for her a window of exposure to North American audiences prior to her first notable acting job in English, the 2003 film Chasing Papi. Subsequently, she appeared in films, including two Tyler Perry films, Meet the Browns (2008) and Madea Goes to Jail (2009), receiving an ALMA Award nomination for the latter. Vergara's success on television has earned her roles in recent films, The Smurfs (2011), New Year's Eve (2011), Happy Feet Two (2011) and The Three Stooges (2012).

As of 2012, Vergara stars on the ABC series Modern Family as Gloria Delgado-Pritchett, for which she was nominated for three Golden Globe Awards, three Primetime Emmy Awards, and three Screen Actors Guild Awards for Best Comedy Actress.