Friday 24 June 2016

Relocation


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Saturday 27 April 2013

Lindsay may have a new sugar daddy



Lindsay Lohan arriving for a flight at LAX airport 


What fortuitous timing that Lindsay Lohan would fall for an extremely wealthy man just days before her rent is due. Love works in mysterious ways! Via the Daily Mail:
[Lindsay Lohan] was spotted going on what is thought to be a date with wealthy Saudi producer Mohammed Al Turki on Tuesday evening. The pair were seen heading to Broadway show The Orphans in New York City, where Lindsay is currently spending time with her family before she checks into rehab on May 2.

This is not the first time Lindsay and Mohammed have enjoyed each other's company. In fact, the pair go way back. As recent as this February Lindsay was accompanied by the producer to New York's annual amfAR gala. The duo posed on the red carpet together, even holding hands. They also attended Lady Gaga's Fame perfume launch at New York's Guggenheim Museum last September.
So the burned-out, ex-movie star is latching onto a wannabe Hollywood player who just happens to lounge around a swimming pool filled with hundred dollar bills a la Tony Montana . . . gee, what could possibly go wrong? Well, my guess is that Mohammed Al Turki will run out of money before Lindsay's heart explodes, because if there's one thing I can compliment our girl Lilo on is her ability to absorb drugs the way Ke$ha fans absorb shitty music. I learned a very expensive lesson years ago when I lost my Hanukkah money betting on Lindsay's demise in a local celebrity death pool, which happened to be sponsored by the Screen Actors Guild.

Selena's friends do not approve



Selena Justin European Rendezvous
 
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez in Cabo in 2011 A source tells Radar that Selena Gomez's friend are worried about her recent reconciliation with Justin Bieber, even though Selena clearly wears the pants in the relationship and can make Justin cry at the snap of her fingers like an all-powerful wizard.
"Selena's friends are furious that she's giving Justin another chance," a source close to the Spring Breakers actress exclusively told Radar. "They've been trying to warn her that he's no good for her and that she should stay away from him, but she just loves the attention he gives her. 

"They've been spending a lot of time together, secretly, over the last couple weeks. But nothing is official between them. Selena didn't know Justin was going to post that picture on Instagram and squirmed when he did. Posting it was his way of marking his territory again and showing her who wears the pants, but ultimately he just wants to keep her happy so he immediately deleted it."
I'm sorry, but Selena and Justin belong together. Wait! Don't close this window until explain my reasoning. The two belong together because of circumstance, and not because they share some lovey-dovey romance-for-the ages horseshit. First of all, for all of his money, fans, and manufactured success, Justin Bieber is and forever shall be the Dork from up North who had a lucky run for the ages. It's like winning the lotto twice then getting hired to be Kate Upton's thong-cleaning boy. As far as Selena goes? The kid is hot, but because of the particulars of her little face, Selena will always be a pedophile's wet dream. Together, Justin and Selena are a Nickelodeon power couple who can do no wrong. Apart, I wouldn't say their careers were stalling out, but they definitely have a sober Steve-O "it's over, Johnny?" feel to them.

Nicole Scherzinger is bouncy

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Nicole Scherzinger is in a bikini 

It's officially that part of the week where I mentally check out, open a fresh bottle of whiskey, and drink until life doesn't hurt anymore. And I couldn't think of a better way to end the week than watching Nicole Scherzinger run in and out of the ocean. Bouncing boobs, they're my kryptonite, the only thing that can truly bring me to my knees. Oh yeah, and getting shot. And stabbed. But mainly bouncing boobs.

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Nicole Prescovia Elikolani Valiente Scherzinger (pron.: /niˈkoʊl ˈʃɜrzɪŋər/ ni-KOHL SHUR-zing-ər; born June 29, 1978) is an American recording artist and television personality. Born in Honolulu, Hawaii and raised in Louisville, Kentucky, she enrolled in performing arts schools and performed in singing and dancing competitions as a child before becoming the lead singer of The Pussycat Dolls, one of the world's best-selling girl groups of all time, in the 2000s.

During the group's hiatus, Scherzinger released her debut single "Baby Love" (2007), which brought Scherzinger into the media spotlight. After the disbandment of The Pussycat Dolls in 2010, Scherzinger released her debut solo studio album Killer Love (2011); it became one of the most successful albums of that year and spawned three top three hit singles "Poison", "Don't Hold Your Breath" and "Right There". Scherzinger's currently untitled second album is to be released in November 2013, and is preceded by its lead single "Boomerang" which became a top ten hit. Scherzinger has also featured on hit singles including "Jai Ho! (You Are My Destiny)" and "Heartbeat".

Scherzinger's work has earned her numerous awards and accolades, including two MTV Music Video Awards, three Billboard Music Awards and a Cosmopolitan Award. As of 2012, Scherzinger has sold 50 million records worldwide. In 2009, Billboard ranked her, along with the Pussycat Dolls, as one of the most successful musical acts of the 2000s. In 2011, Rolling Stone ranked Scherzinger the ninth best dancing musician.[4] She also appeared on VH1's list of the "100 Greatest Women in Music" in 2012 and was ranked eighth "Sexiest Artist of All Time" in 2013. In 2013, Scherzinger was The Harvard Foundation's "Artist of the Year".

Scherzinger has also endorsed such brands as Estée Lauder, Nike, Herbal Essences and Beats By Dr Dre. Scherzinger also had her debut tour in the small venues around Europe in February 2012. As of 2008, Scherzinger has been in a relationship with Lewis Hamilton.

Tuesday 23 April 2013

Is Alessandra Ambrosio homeless now?


Alessandra Ambrosio Leg Shave
 
Alessandra Ambrosio leaving a coffee shop in Malibu (4/22) 

Alessandra Ambrosio was spotted sitting in her Escalade and shaving her legs on the side of the road in Malibu yesterday. It's like she's the most sophisticated homeless woman on earth. She'll eat out of the trash, but only if it's organic and gluten free.
 
From Wikipedia
Alessandra Corine Ambrósio (Portuguese pronunciation: [aleˈsɐ̃dɾɐ ɐ̃ˈbɾɔzju]; born April 11, 1981) is a Brazilian model. Ambrosio is best known for her work with Victoria's Secret and was chosen as the first spokesmodel for the company's "PINK" line. Ambrosio is currently one of the Victoria's Secret Angels and has modeled for brands such as Next, Armani Exchange, Christian Dior, and Ralph Lauren.
Ambrosio serves as an ambassador for the National Multiple Sclerosis Society. Ambrosio was also selected by AskMen.com as Number 2 out of the "Top 99 Most Desirable Women of 2008". In 2012, she came in 6th on the Forbes top-earning models list, estimated to have earned $6.6 million in one year
Personal life
Ambrosio has been engaged to businessman Jamie Mazur since 2008. The couple have two children: daughter Anja Louise Ambrosio Mazur (born August 24, 2008) and son Noah Phoenix Ambrosio Mazur (born May 7, 2012).
She is the National Ambassador for the National Multiple Sclerosis Society

Zac Efron was nervous about having sex with Heather Graham


Heather Graham Sex Scene
Heather Graham at a screening of At Any Price at the 2013 Tribeca Film Festival in New York (4/19) 

Zac Efron tells the New York Post that he was nervous about filming a sex scene with Heather Graham in the upcoming At Any Price, and understandably so because Heather Graham is an ageless robot who looks the same today as she did in the '90s. Seriously, she's starting to freak me out a little.
"I've been a fan of Heather's and had a crush on her since I can remember," Efron sheepishly said at a Cinema Society and Bally-sponsored screening. "She's always been the epitome of that perfect girl. I wanted to get it right." Graham added, "Zac and [director Ramin Bahrani] were like, 'We've never done a sex scene before . . . We're kind of nervous.' I thought it was so funny. I was suddenly this expert."
Normally, this would be the part where I'd imply that Zac is gay, but no one is gonna buy that today. Heather Graham really is hot enough to cause performance anxiety in even the manliest of men like yours truly, so I couldn't begin to imagine what it did to Zac, the poster boy of America's metrosexuality movement. Look, Heather is so good-looking that, even though she's 43-years-old, I'm still posting stories about her even though she never melts down, gets arrested, or has a wardrobe malfunction. Without her tits and smile, she's basically paint drying.

Friday 5 April 2013

Kim Kardashian 'could earn $16 million' from pregnancy


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Kim Kardashian out and about in Paris, France

According to the National Enquirer, Kim Kardashian could earn upwards of $16 million from all the endorsements and TV money associated with her pregnancy. And I bet it would be even more if she went to college like I did. Hah! What an obscenely rich loser she is!
Insiders estimate Kim, who is 200 pounds and growing, could earn a whopping $16 million from baby product endorsements, a birth special for the E! network and even a post-birth weight-loss deal for a big-name diet company.

"Momager Kris has to be licking her chops thinking of the money she could potentially bring in by exploiting a Kim K baby, as well as a TV special and a post-birth weight-loss deal with a diet company like Jenny Craig," a source says.
I guess Kris Kardashian is one of those people who can't read the writing on the wall because the end is near for Team KKK, and especially big Kim. Remember way back in the day when Kim Kardashian was only Paris Hilton's hairy friend? In those days, she was a silly girl who said dumb things and loved being videotaped in the prone position. Today, we see her as the hardcore, money-grubbing face of E! who'll do absolutely anything (typically, I'd put examples here but the bandwidth required doesn't exist yet) for the sake of publicity. Is that what Fortune 500 companies want for a product endorser? Doubtful. If I was in charge of the advertising budget at Gerber Foods, I'd sooner use Casey Anthony for 30 second spots than Kim Kardashian. At least Casey had the good sense to not balloon to 200 lbs in public. ew.