Lindsay needs to give it up

Lindsay Lohan has been obsessed with Marilyn Monroe for some time now (her Playboy shoot was Marilyn-themed as was her recent shoot for Love magazine, above). The parallels are obvious; both are female . . . both are . . . um, that's all I got. Anyways, Lindsay's dreamed of playing Marilyn in a film. Yeah, so about that. From the Chicago Sun Times:

Friends of Lindsay Lohan are telling her to give up her obsession with making a Marilyn Monroe film — especially since Michelle Williams’ Oscar-nominated performance in “My Week With Marilyn” will be the iconic interpretation of Monroe for some time to come.

I'm calling bullshit on this one. Lindsay Lohan doesn't have any friends. Lindsay has parasites who do nothing except encourage awful behavior . . . I think she calls them "mom" and "dad." Personally I think Lindsay should keep this acting dream alive. She can actually make a pretty comfortable living doing shitty SyFy rip-offs of legitimate films. If LiLo could manage to get her habits under control and play her cards right -- by that I mean letting everyone at The Asylum Studios finish inside her -- she can stand shoulder to shoulder with the giants of "mockbusters" like Bruce Boxleitner and C. Thomas Howell. That's right, a Boxleitner and Thomas Howell reference. I'm a film buff, sue me.







From Wikipedia:

Lindsay Lohan (born July 2, 1986) is an American actress, pop singer and model. She began her career as a child fashion model before making her motion picture debut in Disney's 1998 remake of The Parent Trapat the age of 11. Lohan gained further fame between 2003 and 2005 with leading roles in the films Freaky Friday,Mean Girls and Herbie: Fully Loaded, subsequently appearing in independent films including Robert Altman's A Prairie Home Companion and Emilio Estevez's Bobby.

Her career was interrupted in 2007 when two driving under the influence (DUI) incidents and three visits to rehabilitation facilities led to the loss of several movie deals. Resuming her career, she guest starred in the TV series Ugly Betty in 2008, starred in the 2009 comedy Labor Pains, and appeared in Robert Rodriguez's Machetein 2010. Lohan launched a second career in pop music in 2004 with the album Speak and followed up with A Little More Personal (Raw) in 2005. She has attracted a great deal of publicity, particularly surrounding her personal life.