Kristin Cavallari is cursed

Kristin Cavallari shopping in Beverly Hills

Is Kristin Cavallari cursed? Yes, yes she is. What, you think it's mere coincidence that as soon as Jay Cutler gets reengaged to her, he breaks his thumb and is out for the season? Just watch. As soon as these two are officially married, I bet Jay gets a nasty infection in his vagina. From Life & Style:

Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler are engaged—again! After calling off his three-month engagement to Kristin on July 23, Life & Style can exclusively reveal that Jay has proposed for the second time—and Kristin has accepted!

"Kristin is over the moon with happiness," a source tells Life & Style. "She's already told her friends that the engagement is back on. They haven't set a new date yet."

It's sweet how things all work out in the end sometimes. Now that Jay's broken his thumb and Kristen is no longer able to find work, the two of them should have plenty of time to plan their "dream" wedding. Even more fortuitous for Kristen is the fact that she'll be able to ask Jay for advice on how to throw the bouquet. They'll just have to make sure that all of the single ladies are wearing the opposing team's jersey.

Seriously, I fucking hate him.