Sunday 17 April 2011

Does Gwyneth Paltrow Qualify for MILF Status?


Anybody who saw Gwyneth in her early acting days (Great Expectations, Shakespeare in Love) KNOWS Gwyneth has NO tits. Well, none worth speaking of.

With all of her money, you’d have thought Gwyneth would just buy her cheap ass a pair of tits. What the hell was she thinking, getting all cheap like that?

Well, it looks like Gwyneth wants to remind us that she’s still alive and hot. Not sure I’d stick her on the MILF list, though.

Starring opposite ScarJo in the last Iron Man movie didn’t help matters, either. Just made it even more clear how damn boyish Gwyneth’s body is.

So is Gwyneth an MILF or not? Decisions, decisions.

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