Kim Kardashian 'could earn $16 million' from pregnancy

Kim Kardashian Pregnancy Payday

Kim Kardashian out and about in Paris, France

According to the National Enquirer, Kim Kardashian could earn upwards of $16 million from all the endorsements and TV money associated with her pregnancy. And I bet it would be even more if she went to college like I did. Hah! What an obscenely rich loser she is!

Insiders estimate Kim, who is 200 pounds and growing, could earn a whopping $16 million from baby product endorsements, a birth special for the E! network and even a post-birth weight-loss deal for a big-name diet company.

"Momager Kris has to be licking her chops thinking of the money she could potentially bring in by exploiting a Kim K baby, as well as a TV special and a post-birth weight-loss deal with a diet company like Jenny Craig," a source says.

I guess Kris Kardashian is one of those people who can't read the writing on the wall because the end is near for Team KKK, and especially big Kim. Remember way back in the day when Kim Kardashian was only Paris Hilton's hairy friend? In those days, she was a silly girl who said dumb things and loved being videotaped in the prone position. Today, we see her as the hardcore, money-grubbing face of E! who'll do absolutely anything (typically, I'd put examples here but the bandwidth required doesn't exist yet) for the sake of publicity. Is that what Fortune 500 companies want for a product endorser? Doubtful. If I was in charge of the advertising budget at Gerber Foods, I'd sooner use Casey Anthony for 30 second spots than Kim Kardashian. At least Casey had the good sense to not balloon to 200 lbs in public. ew.

Kim Kardashian really embracing this whole 'huge boobs' thing

Kim Kardashian Blue Skirt

Kim Kardashian leaving her home in Beverly Hills 

Especially since becoming pregnant, Kim Kardashian hasn't seen a tight shirt she didn't like. It's really quite extraordinary, in a tacky/slutty/"expectant mothers shouldn't dress like that" kind of way. I wouldn't be surprised if her daughter is actually born with a lower-back tattoo.

 

 

From Wikipedia

Kimberly Noel "Kim" Kardashian (born October 21, 1980) is an American socialite and television personality. In 2007, she gained notoriety as the subject of a sex tape that subsequently resulted in a court awarding her $5 million; later on that same year, she and her family rose to prominence with their E! reality television series Keeping Up with the Kardashians, and its subsequent spin-offs, including Kourtney and Kim Take New York and Kourtney and Kim Take Miami. In 2010, Kardashian was the highest-earning reality star, with estimated earnings of $6 million.
With sisters Kourtney and Khloé, Kardashian co-owns the fashion boutique chain D-A-S-H. She has been involved in the production of several lines of clothing and fragrances. In August 2011, Kardashian married basketball player Kris Humphries in a widely publicized ceremony. That October, Kardashian filed for divorce following 72 days of marriage. The move garnered significant backlash from the media, who labeled it a "publicity stunt".

Kim Kardashian is noticeable

After realizing that a story hadn't been written about her in 12 hours, Kim Kardashian tweeted this picture of her hair yesterday ("I dyed my hair lighter yesterday! I'm loving it! New hair color=new beginnings for me"), and what a shock, you can also see her massive juggs in one of her new Kardashian Kollection bikinis. Oh my gosh, she must be so embarrassed -- mortified, really -- that she accidentally posted a picture of her cans. Especially when she only wanted you to see her new hair color. I bet she doesn't show her face for literally days. Poor little lamb.

The Kardashians are just making shit up now

Kourtney Kardashian, Kristin Cavallari, and Kim Kardashian in Miami in 2008 It was revealed earlier this week that Kristin Cavallari allegedly hooked up with Kourtney Kardashian's boyfriend Scott Disick a few years ago, which has caused a rift between Kristin and the Kardashian sisters (they call her a "whore bag"). Judging by what Kristin told Billy Bush on Wednesday, the Kardashians made everything up for publicity (shock!):

"It's 100 percent not true. I just think, what convenient timing for them with their show premiering next week. With everything that's going on for Kim, I feel like they're trying to take the heat off her. When there's a big story like that, they always call you and ask if you want to comment and clearly none of them denied it. It's disrespectful to me and [my boyfriend] Jay [Cutler], and I think it just says a lot about their character."

Ah, the old "deflection" trick. Try to stir up controversy somewhere else to distract from the real issue. It sounds like the Kardashians have been getting their PR gimmicks straight from Wag the Dog. If this whole selling out to the highest bidder thing ends up not working out for the sisters, I'm pretty sure they'll be able to land squarely on their knees feet -- in Washington D.C.

Kim Kardashian wanted more privacy. Yes, that Kim Kardashian.

Kim Kardashian leaving a salon in Beverly Hills (10/25)

Was a lack of privacy to blame for Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries' split? In this hilariously-awesome article by People -- which was published a few days before the divorce announcement -- Kim "the only thing not filmed in my life are my bowel movements" Kardashian bemoans a lack of privacy in her marriage:

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries pulled off their fairy tale wedding - but instant marital bliss? Soon after saying, "I do," the E! reality star, 31, and her NBA athlete husband, 28, faced tabloid reports that their marriage was already strained. Kardashian herself now admits that the couple's living situation in New York City was a source of stress.

"It's not ideal because you're newlyweds and you want privacy," she recently told PEOPLE.

If "privacy" is what these two wanted, they probably shouldn't have lived in New York. Or alerted the paparazzi to their every move. Or signed up to be on the cover of every magazine that asked. No, if Kim and Kris really wanted the media to pay no attention to them, they should have become Libertarians. Ron Paul 2012!

Kim Kardashian has been handing out toys to sick children this Christmas Eve

The reality TV star got into the festive spirit by handing out hundreds of gifts to youngsters at the Children’s Hospital of Los Angeles.

She wrote on her twitter page: “Heading to the LA Children’s Hospital to give out toys! Thank u Hobby Tron for the amazing donation! 500 toys! Wow.”

Meanwhile, Kim’s younger sister Khloe Kardashian has been sharing her own festive thoughts online.

The 26-year-old star wrote on her blog: “Who’s getting excited for Christmas?! I know I am. Every year my mom hosts a huge Christmas Eve party and all of our family and friends attend – it’s one of my favorite holiday traditions.”

Khloe also revealed she was looking at old pictures of her family to help her get into the Christmas spirit.

She said: “I was just trying to figure out what to wear to our party tomorrow night and I started going back through old photos from Christmas Eve parties past.

“Looking at these just gets me even more excited! Some of these pics are really old. So crazy!”