Jessica Alba shuns booty shorts. A pox on thee!

Jessica Alba's ass is a national treasure
Even though she has the best ass in the world, Jessica Alba doesn't want to show it off. Prude. Via Contact Music:

Jessica Alba will never wear "booty shorts". The 'Sin City' actress has made the top 100 of various lists - including the 100 Hottest Women of All-Time by Men's Health magazine - over the years and although she is known for her stunning figure, Jessica is "confident" she will never be seen wearing the itsy-bitsy item of clothing.

She told InStyle magazine: "I probably won't ever wear booty shorts. I feel pretty confident about that. And I don't like oversize shoulder pads, but I do appreciate a strong shoulder profile, like the ones [designer] Isabel Marant is doing."

Wow, I'm really disappointed in Jessica. Her ass is a gift from the Divine Lord and Creator and it was meant to be shared with the world, like clean energy and Lindsay Lohan crime statistics. Jessica is being selfish by not showing us her greatest asset anymore, in my humble opinion. The terrorists have won, Jessica. And it's all your fault.

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Jessica Alba out and about in New York (10/4)

Flynet says Jessica Alba "showed a bit more than she planned too when she bent over" yesterday in New York while shielding her daughter Haven from the rain. Oh sure, Jessica exposes herself and we all celebrate it, but when I do it, I get locked up and labeled a "sex offender." In her defense, Jessica doesn't appear to be on a high school campus, but still . . .

From Wikipedia

 

Jessica Marie Alba (born April 28, 1981) is an American model, television and film actress. She began her television and movie appearances at age 13 in Camp Nowhere and The Secret World of Alex Mack (1994). Alba rose to prominence as the lead actress in the television series Dark Angel (2000–2002).Alba later appeared in various films including Honey (2003), Sin City (2005), Fantastic Four (2005), Into the Blue (2005), Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer and Good Luck Chuck both in 2007.

Alba has been called a sex symbol.She appears on the "Hot 100" section of Maxim and was voted number one on AskMen.com's list of "99 Most Desirable Women" in 2006, as well as "Sexiest Woman in the World" by FHM in 2007. The use of her image on the cover of the March 2006 Playboy sparked a lawsuit by her, which was later dropped.She has also won various awards for her acting, including the Choice Actress Teen Choice Award and Saturn Award for Best Actress on Television, and a Golden Globe nomination for her lead role in the television series Dark Angel.
 

Jessica Alba had a very sexy Halloween . . .

Jessica Marie Alba (born April 28, 1981) is an American television and film actress. She began her television and movie appearances at age 13 in Camp Nowhere and The Secret World of Alex Mack (1994). Alba rose to prominence as the lead actress in the television series Dark Angel (2000–2002).

Alba later appeared in various films including Honey (2003), Sin City (2005), Fantastic Four (2005), Into the Blue (2005), Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer and Good Luck Chuck both in 2007.

Alba is considered a sex symbol.[citation needed] She appears on the "Hot 100" section of Maxim and was voted number one on AskMen.com's list of "99 Most Desirable Women" in 2006, as well as "Sexiest Woman in the World" by FHM in 2007.

The use of her image on the cover of the March 2006 Playboy sparked a lawsuit by her, which was later dropped. She has also won various awards for her acting, including the Choice Actress Teen Choice Award and Saturn Award for Best Actress on Television, and a Golden Globe nomination for her lead role in the television series Dark Angel.

Jessica Alba is a Little Focker Now

So Jessica Alba is in the latest Meet the Parents movie, Little Fockers, with Ben Stiller and Robert DeNiro.

Is Jessica hot enough to make you go see this tired ass franchise? I’m still trying to decide…

The big question: can Jessica do comedy. Is it worthwhile trying to watch her be funny? Ben is funny as all hell, so he can carry the film. Maybe Jessica is some sexy ass bombshell character. Between Ben being funny and Jessica being hot, THAT is enough to get my ass into the theater.

I’ll have to look out for some trailers. If they got Jessica into a bikini (or better yet, topless), then I am there.

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