Selena's friends do not approve

Selena Justin European Rendezvous
 

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez in Cabo in 2011 A source tells Radar that Selena Gomez's friend are worried about her recent reconciliation with Justin Bieber, even though Selena clearly wears the pants in the relationship and can make Justin cry at the snap of her fingers like an all-powerful wizard.

"Selena's friends are furious that she's giving Justin another chance," a source close to the Spring Breakers actress exclusively told Radar. "They've been trying to warn her that he's no good for her and that she should stay away from him, but she just loves the attention he gives her. 

"They've been spending a lot of time together, secretly, over the last couple weeks. But nothing is official between them. Selena didn't know Justin was going to post that picture on Instagram and squirmed when he did. Posting it was his way of marking his territory again and showing her who wears the pants, but ultimately he just wants to keep her happy so he immediately deleted it."

I'm sorry, but Selena and Justin belong together. Wait! Don't close this window until explain my reasoning. The two belong together because of circumstance, and not because they share some lovey-dovey romance-for-the ages horseshit. First of all, for all of his money, fans, and manufactured success, Justin Bieber is and forever shall be the Dork from up North who had a lucky run for the ages. It's like winning the lotto twice then getting hired to be Kate Upton's thong-cleaning boy. As far as Selena goes? The kid is hot, but because of the particulars of her little face, Selena will always be a pedophile's wet dream. Together, Justin and Selena are a Nickelodeon power couple who can do no wrong. Apart, I wouldn't say their careers were stalling out, but they definitely have a sober Steve-O "it's over, Johnny?" feel to them.

Nicole Scherzinger is bouncy

Nicole Scherzinger is in a bikini 

It's officially that part of the week where I mentally check out, open a fresh bottle of whiskey, and drink until life doesn't hurt anymore. And I couldn't think of a better way to end the week than watching Nicole Scherzinger run in and out of the ocean. Bouncing boobs, they're my kryptonite, the only thing that can truly bring me to my knees. Oh yeah, and getting shot. And stabbed. But mainly bouncing boobs.

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Nicole Prescovia Elikolani Valiente Scherzinger (pron.: /niˈkoʊl ˈʃɜrzɪŋər/ ni-KOHL SHUR-zing-ər; born June 29, 1978) is an American recording artist and television personality. Born in Honolulu, Hawaii and raised in Louisville, Kentucky, she enrolled in performing arts schools and performed in singing and dancing competitions as a child before becoming the lead singer of The Pussycat Dolls, one of the world's best-selling girl groups of all time, in the 2000s.

During the group's hiatus, Scherzinger released her debut single "Baby Love" (2007), which brought Scherzinger into the media spotlight. After the disbandment of The Pussycat Dolls in 2010, Scherzinger released her debut solo studio album Killer Love (2011); it became one of the most successful albums of that year and spawned three top three hit singles "Poison", "Don't Hold Your Breath" and "Right There". Scherzinger's currently untitled second album is to be released in November 2013, and is preceded by its lead single "Boomerang" which became a top ten hit. Scherzinger has also featured on hit singles including "Jai Ho! (You Are My Destiny)" and "Heartbeat".

Scherzinger's work has earned her numerous awards and accolades, including two MTV Music Video Awards, three Billboard Music Awards and a Cosmopolitan Award. As of 2012, Scherzinger has sold 50 million records worldwide. In 2009, Billboard ranked her, along with the Pussycat Dolls, as one of the most successful musical acts of the 2000s. In 2011, Rolling Stone ranked Scherzinger the ninth best dancing musician.[4] She also appeared on VH1's list of the "100 Greatest Women in Music" in 2012 and was ranked eighth "Sexiest Artist of All Time" in 2013. In 2013, Scherzinger was The Harvard Foundation's "Artist of the Year".

Scherzinger has also endorsed such brands as Estée Lauder, Nike, Herbal Essences and Beats By Dr Dre. Scherzinger also had her debut tour in the small venues around Europe in February 2012. As of 2008, Scherzinger has been in a relationship with Lewis Hamilton.

Amy Markham is very famous

Amy Markham Bikini Pics

Amy Markham used to star on the reality show Promo Girls on Telemundo (the Mexican version of E!), and earlier this week she was photographed spilling out of her top in Laguna Beach. Hmmm, with larger than average breasts, I wonder why she isn't wearing a bigger bikini? The store must have been out of her size.

Amy Markham is an International model who has graced the covers and pages of publications and ads worldwide. As a small town girl from Texas, Amy has worked around the clock to reach global success and recognition and has shot covers and features for publications both US based and internationally. As seen in her celebrity features in top worldwide publications such as Esquire, Maxim, GQ, FHM and Vogue, this self-made model has made it well known to the world she was more than a one hit wonder in the industry.

Amy Markham is very well known for being diverse and for her exotic looks. As a blend of European and Korean, she is blessed with ethnically ambiguous features and that make her simply irresistible to both the camera and magazine readers across the world. With one click of a camera, her dazzling exotic eyes, luscious brown locks, and her flawless skin certainly makes her stand out among other models. From Australia to the USA, South Africa to Mexico, Amy's global popularity has been on the rise as she has become one of the most searched celebrity Maxim and FHM models in the world.

Not only is she a highly sought after and successful print model, Ms. Markham has also branched into television and can be seen on major networks such as Telemundo and Univision. She can also be seen on major news channel segments and interviews around the US covering her special appearances at events and shows. Additionally, she was also the host of BiteMeTv, a TV show based in Los Angeles that was recently a winner of the LA Web Series Festival 2011.

Amy is also a member of PETA and is an animal rights activist and supports animal adoption. She resides in Texas with her 3 adopted dogs in her downtime and travels between Texas, Los Angeles and the rest of the world for her career.

http://http://www.amymarkham.com/bio

Gretchen Rossi is in a bikini

Gretchen Rossi doing a photoshoot for her new swimsuit line in L.A. (3/26) 

I uploaded these pictures of The Real Housewives of Orange County star Gretchen Rossi earlier this week and never got around to posting them, but I don't want them to go to waste, so here they are. Consider them the leftovers hidden in the back of the fridge you just found and ate for lunch. Two-week-old chili? Score!

Bethenny Frankel is on vacation

Bethenny Frankel Bondi Beach Bikini

Bethenny Frankel in Bondi Beach, Australia

Here's reality star Bethenny Frankel in Australia earlier this week. Bethenny would actually be ridiculously hot for a 42-year-old if not for that pesky little thing about needing a head to survive. It's almost like God personally sculpted her body, but outsourced the creation of her face to the cheapest dude he could find in India.

From Wikipedia

 

Bethenny Frankel (born November 4, 1970) is an American TV personality, author, entrepreneur and natural foods cook. She has appeared on The Apprentice: Martha Stewart, The Real Housewives of New York City and was the subject of the TV shows Bethenny Getting Married? and Bethenny Ever After. She is the founder of Skinnygirl Cocktails, the author of four self-help books and the host of the TV series, Bethenny.

 

Career

Bethenny worked as a production assistant on the set of Saved by the Bell. She appeared in the 1993 short film Soiree Sans Hors D'oeuvres, the 1994 movie Hollywood Hills 90028, and the 1995 movie Wish Me Luck.

In 2005, Frankel was a contestant on The Apprentice: Martha Stewart reality TV show and was one of two finalists. In 2008, Frankel was selected for the reality TV series The Real Housewives of New York City In March, Frankel's first book, Naturally Thin: Unleash Your SkinnyGirl and Free Yourself from a Lifetime of Dieting, was published. In December 2009, her second book, The SkinnyGirl Dish: Easy Recipes for Your Naturally Thin Life, was released.

She also created an exercise DVD, Body by Bethenny, in spring 2010 and an audio book, The Skinnygirl Rules, which summarized her two SkinnyGirl books.[11] In June, Frankel starred in the Bravo reality TV show Bethenny Getting Married?, which documented her engagement, marriage and the birth of her daughter. The show's premiere was the highest rated of any series in Bravo's history. In September, Frankel announced, that for personal reasons, she would not be returning to the The Real Housewives of New York City show. In February 2011, Frankel starred in a follow up series, Bethenny Ever After which documented her first year of marriage and motherhood. In November, Frankel appeared on the ABC reality series Skating with the Stars, and was runner-up to the champion.

In March 2011, Frankel released A Place of Yes: 10 Rules for Getting Everything You Want Out of Life which spent several weeks on the New York Times Bestseller List. In April 2011, Frankel sold her Skinnygirl cocktail brand to Fortune Brands' Beam Global for an estimated $100 million dollars. In September 2011, Whole Foods Market stopped selling Skinnygirl products because they contained a preservative that did not meet their quality standards.

Frankel created a TV talk show pilotand after a successful test run in 2012 the show is scheduled for Warner Bros. syndication sometime in 2013. In December 2012, Frankel published a novel called "Skinnydipping".

Kelly Brook wearing the hell out of a bikini

Kelly Brook New Look Photoshoot

Kelly Brook is still in Miami, but instead of lounging around the hotel pool in a bikini like she did over the weekend, she's hard at work in a bikini doing a photoshoot for her "New Look" line of swimwear. And what an amazing line of swimwear it is. The bikinis especially look good on you if you're a model and have huge tits.

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

Kelly Brook (born Kelly Ann Parsons, 23 November 1979) is an English model, actress, entrepreneur, and television presenter.

 

Brook's modelling career began at 16 after winning a beauty competition, in which she was entered by her mother. She later worked on a range of advertising campaigns, including for Foster's Lager, Renault Mégane, Walker's crisps, Piz Buin and Bravissimo, a company that specialises in bras and lingerie for large-breasted women. Her figure eventually caught the eye of the editorial team of the Daily Star tabloid, which began featuring her as a Page Three girl.

Brook's picture soon began appearing in other lads' mags such as GQ, Loaded and FHM. In April of the same year, a poll over 5,000 women for Grazia magazine considered her to have the best British female body. She also topped the 'FHM 100 Sexiest Women in the World' list in 2005, which was said to have polled 15 million people. Appearing in this list every year since 1998, she ranked No.34 in 2008, No.67 in 2009 and No.7 in 2010. She was the cover star of FHM's World Cup 2010 special issue, and was on the cover of the magazine in April 2011.

In February 2007, it was announced that Brook had signed a contract, reported to be worth around £1m, to represent Unilever's Lynx bodyspray, known as "Axe" in the US and in continental Europe.[7] She has appeared on billboards, in newspapers and on-line as part of their advertising campaign. She has also appeared in commercials for Sky + and T Mobile and modelled for Reebok.

In 2010, she was chosen as the "new face and body" of lingerie maker Ultimo's advertising campaign. In September 2010, Brook appeared in the American edition of Playboy magazine. In October 2010, Kelly Brook appeared live at Clapham Picture House to surprise cinemagoers as part of a promotion for Carlsberg and Sky 3D. In November 2010, Brook presented an award at MTV's EMA's in Madrid.

Brook produces her own line of swimwear with New Look, which she herself has modelled.

 

Alec Baldwin's wife in a bikini

Hilaria Baldwin Bikini Body

Here's some pics of Alec Baldwin's newly-pregnant wife Hilaria in a bikini on Sunday. Some people think it's wrong to post bikini pictures of pregnant women. Others think Alec Baldwin is an asshole, so fuck him.

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

Alexander Rae "Alec" Baldwin III (born April 3, 1958) is an American actor who has appeared on film, stage, and television.

Baldwin first gained recognition through television for his work, for two seasons (6 and 7), on the soap opera Knots Landing, in the role of Joshua Rush. He has since played both leading and supporting roles in films such as Beetlejuice (1988), The Hunt for Red October (1990), The Marrying Man (1991), The Shadow (1994), The Aviator (2004) and The Departed (2006). His performance in the 2003 film The Cooler garnered him an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor nomination.

From 2006 to 2013, he starred as Jack Donaghy on the NBC sitcom 30 Rock, receiving critical acclaim for his performance and winning two Emmy Awards, three Golden Globe Awards, and seven Screen Actors Guild Awards for his work on the show, making him the male performer with the most SAG Awards ever.

He is the eldest of the Baldwin brothers working in Hollywood and a columnist for The Huffington Post.

Sophie Turner is really good at bikini modeling

Sophie Turner Good Model

That's Australian model Sophie Turner in Sydney on Friday afternoon. Sophie's basically like Kim Kardashian, but with talent -- her main talent being her skill of not making me bash my head into my keyboard every time I hear her talk a la Kim K . . . because technically I've only ever seen her in a bikini and never actually heard her talk. You could say Sophie and I have a great thing going with each other.

From Wikipedia:

Sophie Turner is an Australian model and reality television personality who first gained notoriety as a contestant on the Australian television series Search for a Supermodel.

Biography

Sophie Turner grew up in southern Australia as the youngest of four children.

Nicknamed "The Saucy Aussie",[by whom?] Turner made appearances on runways in nations such as Japan, the United States, and throughout Europe, working for such brands as Bill Blass, Nicole Miller, Collette Dinnigan and Rene Rofe. As a result, Turner's modeling success increased into the commercial, swimsuit, and glamour print areas.

Filmography

 Manhattanites (2008)
 Lights Out (2010)
 A Losers Guide (2010)
 The Mandarin Orange Boy (2010)
 One Hopes Evening (2011)
 Boy Toy (2011)
 The Devil's Dozen (2012)
 The Martini Shot (2012)

Magdalena Frackowiak has a good Scrabble name

 Here’s Polish model Magdalena Frackowiak shooting the new Victoria’s Secret catalog in St. Barts on Saturday. The theme for the new catalog? MODELS WHO’VE ACQUIRED A TASTE FOR HUMAN FLESH. Um, I think.*41 Mag

From Wikipedia:

Magdalena Frackowiak (born Magdalena Frąckowiak on 6 October 1984 in Gdańsk, Poland) is a Polish fashion model who began appearing on international runways in 2006.

Early life

Born in Gdańsk, Poland, Frackowiak was sixteen when her mother sent her pictures to a Warsaw agency's modeling contest. She won, and was scouted by Darek Kumosa of the Model Plus AgencyHer first paid assignment was for Machina magazine. She is currently signed with DNA Model Management in New York.

Career

She featured prominently in the 2008 Ralph Lauren, Alessandro Dell'Acqua, and Oscar de la Renta print campaigns, and she has been on the cover of Italian, German, Japanese, and Russian Vogue and French Revue de Modes Vogue Paris declared her one of the top 30 models of the 2000s.
Frackowiak walked the 2010 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, and has a starring role in the Lagerfeld-directed video for the brand Hogan, alongside Baptiste Giabiconi and Sebastien Jondeau, which hit stores at the end of January 2011.

Magdalena has walked for many top runways including Elie Saab, Miu Miu, Chanel, Gianfranco Ferré, Hakaan, John Galliano, Viktor & Rolf, Christian Dior, Lanvin, Balmain, Roberto Cavalli, Dolce & Gabbana, Emilio Pucci, Fendi, Prada, Givenchy, Versace, Etro, D&G, Ralph Lauren, Oscar de la Renta, Alexander Wang, Louis Vuitton, Giorgio Armani, Jean Paul Gaultier, Hermés, Chloé, Karl Lagerfeld, Balenciaga, MaxMara, Blumarine, & Paco Rabanne.

She is also featured in the 2011 Pirelli Calendar photographed by Karl Lagerfeld.

Owen Wilson is tapping that ass

I used to think that Owen Wilson's worst career move was his suicide attempt back in 2007, but that was before he started dating a reality star. From Life & Style:

Owen Wilson had better learn the foxtrot — quick! Life & Style can exclusively reveal that the actor is romancing Dancing With the Stars pro Karina Smirnoff.

“They’ve been out a few times,” a source confirms to Life & Style, on newsstands now. Adds a second insider, “They’re totally into each other.”

In December, Karina, 34, called off her engagement to baseball pitcher Brad Penny, while Owen, 43, split with partner Jade Duell in June 2011, just five months after she gave birth to their son, Ford.

Awe, isn't that cute? I could totally picture these two taking a long walk in the park, holding hands, committing to each other forever . . . well, maybe not forever. Five-month-old babies be damned, Owen is the love 'em and leave 'em type, as his baby momma can testify to. Playa's gotta play, yo. Not that Karina is much better. If any more D-listers cream inside her, she'll be able to have her own dairy farm reality show.

Vanessa Hudgens and Selena Gomez are still in bikinis

Vanessa Hudgens and Selena Gomez are still in bikinis

I hate to beat a dead horse, but here's even more pictures of Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens filming Spring Breakers in Ft. Lauderdale, these taken during a hot tub scene last night. Wow, the director of this movie, Harmony Korine, is really going out on a cinematic limb having Selena and Vanessa prance around half-naked in every scene. Reminds me a lot of Scorsese.

Behati Prinsloo is in Miami

Victoria's Secret model Behati Prinsloo is currently in Miami to shoot Michael Bay's new commercial (Lingerie! Explosions! Lingerie!), so if you happen to be violently stalking her, that seems like the place to be this weekend. Pick me up a magnet at the airport if you can.

From Wikipedia:

 Behati was born in Cape Town, South Africa but moved to Namibia at the age of two. Her mother is South African, from Cape Town, while her father is Namibian. Behati herself has said that she was discovered at a supermarket in Cape Town, South Africa by a photographer who asked her if she was a model. Prinsloo visited the agency a few days later and after taking some polaroids she was taken to London by Sarah Doukas, the founder of the agency Storm Model Management, where she got signed and began her career as a model.

She has appeared on the cover of Italy's Muse magazine and the British Telegraph Magazine. Also, more recently she was on the cover of Russian Vogue in February 2007, and the American Velvet magazine in June 2007. Her ad campaigns include Adore, Aquascutum, Chanel, H&M, Hugo Boss, Kurt Geiger, Marc by Marc Jacobs, Max Studio, and Nina Ricci. She has walked in fashion shows for Prada, Paul Smith, Shiatzy Chen, Vera Wang, Marc Jacobs, Proenza Schouler, Versace, Chanel, Missoni, DKNY and Gap.

She has been a spokesmodel for Victoria's Secret's brand Pink since 2008, becoming, in 2009, a Victoria's Secret Angel.

Prinsloo is ranked 13th on "The Top Sexiest Models" list by models.com.

She is represented by Supreme Models in New York, Storm Models in London, Marylin Agency in Paris and D Management Group in Milan.

Ashley Tisdale and Sarah Hyland are in bikinis

Sarah Hyland stars as Haley on Modern Family and of course Ashley Tisdale was in High School Musical (my absolute FAVE movie lolz!), and on Friday the two did a photoshoot for OP in Venice Beach. They held hands, pulled their socks way up, ate ice cream cones, and did a little rollerskating down the boardwalk. In other words, I'm pretty sure the director is a raging pedophile. "OK Ashley, now put your hair in pigtails and talk to Sarah about how much you love candy."


From Wikipedia:

Ashley Michelle Tisdale (born July 2, 1985) is an American actress and singer who rose to prominence portraying the candy-counter girl Maddie Fitzpatrick in Disney Channel's The Suite Life of Zack & Cody and the female antagonist Sharpay Evans in the High School Musical film series. The High School Musical series became a successful franchise which included two television films, a feature movie, a spin-off and numerous soundtrack albums. The popularity earned by Tisdale in High School Musical led her to sign a solo record deal with Warner Bros. Records in 2006. Her debut album Headstrong, was released in February 2007, and debuted at number five inthe U.S. chart and sold 64,000 copies in the first week. It was later certified Gold by the Recording Industry Association of America. A second studio album, Guilty Pleasure, was released in 2009.

Tisdale owns a production company and has worked as an executive producer in movies which included the ABC Familytelevision film Picture This. Tisdale has a prominent voice role as Candace Flynn in Disney Channel's Phineas & Ferb, a cartoon which became television's most-watched animated series among kids and tweens and had been met with acclaim by critics. In 2009, she was cast in her first major broadcast role in The CW's television series Hellcats as Savannah Monroe, an intense and very religious cheerleader.

Sarah Jane Hyland (born November 24, 1990) is an American actress, currently starring as Haley Dunphy on the ABC comedy Modern Family.

Vanessa Hudgens is in Hawaii

 


After finishing up promotional work in Sydney for her new film Journey 2, Vanessa Hudgens flew over to Maui, where she's currently on vacation with boyfriend Austin Butler. Not surprisingly, the two are spending a lot of time making out and acting all playful. Add an outdoor bathtub on a cliff and a tire swing, and it'd be just like a Viagra commercial.

From Wikipedia

Vanessa Anne Hudgens (born December 14, 1988) is an American actress and singer, who is best known for her portrayal of the character Gabriella Montez in the High School Musical series. She also earned critical acclaim for her role in the 2009 film Bandslam.

As an actress, Hudgens has appeared in several television programs including Quintuplets, Still Standing, The Brothers García, Drake & Josh, and The Suite Life of Zack & Cody. She made her screen debut in the 2003 dramaThirteen as Noel. She got her first starring role in the 2004 science-fiction-adventure Thunderbirds as Tintin.

Hudgens' debut album V was released on September 26, 2006. The album entered the Billboard 200 at number twenty four, and was later certified Gold. Hudgens released her second album, Identified, on July 1, 2008 in the U.S.

Hudgens' fame has also been marked by scandal caused by the release of private, self-taken nude photographs on the Internet without her permission.

Paris Hilton is in a bikini

Paris Hilton in Maui last week Sorry for yet another story about Paris Hilton today, but she just got back from a photoshoot in Hawaii for her 2012 calendar (apparently that exists), and I'll be damned, she actually looks sorta hot right here. But then again, so did National Socialism to a German in 1938. And look how that turned out.

Sorry for yet another story about Paris Hilton today, but she just got back from a photoshoot in Hawaii for her 2012 calendar (apparently that exists), and I'll be damned, she actually looks sorta hot right here. But then again, so did National Socialism to a German in 1938. And look how that turned out.

Shauna Sand Does What She Does Best…

… and that’s flaunt those curves in a bikini!

Well, let’s be honest: there are worse things a chick could do than show all that she’s bought from her friendly plastic surgeon in an itsy-bitsy bikini.

All Shauna’s missing are the polka dots.

Those tits are mouth-watering (forget that she got them on the cheap so they’re a little off-center, if her porno is accurate). And for you ass men, look in the thumbnails at that ASS.

Although, if I may be so bold as to offer some advice: Shauna, lay off the lip injections. It’s not that we straight dudes don’t like vaginas, we just like them in their proper place (which is between your legs, not on your face).