Christina Aguilera Wants to Smell Good

Christina Aguilera wants us to know that that HOT body of hers doesn’t just have luscious curves: it smells good, too. At least, that’s the only good reason I can think of to have a perfume.

Christina’s at the launch of her new perfume, Royal Desire. I’d smell just about anything if I could see those tits of hers naked.

Yeah, I know Christina’s getting pretty chunky for a celebrity, but as a jazz musician I once heard said, “Don’t nobody like a bone but a dog.”

I hear Christina’s still getting drunk off her ass out in public. Can you imagine the sight she makes, especially if she wears something tight and low-cut?

Christina Aguilera's Boyfriend Will Not Be Charged With DUI

Christina Aguilera’s boyfriend Matthew Rutler will not face prosecution on a DUI charge after he was found to be within drink-drive limits following his arrest last month.

The pop superstar and her lover were detained by Los Angeles police after cops allegedly spotted their car being driven erratically through West Hollywood.

The singer was arrested on suspicion of public intoxication, but was later released without charge, while Rutler was booked on an allegation of driving under the influence.

Rutler now looks set to escape prosecution after the L.A. County District Attorney rejected the case, according to TMZ.com.

The website reports Rutler’s blood alcohol content at the time of his arrest was determined to be .06, which falls under California’s legal limit to operate a vehicle of .08.

Christina Aguilera Still Selling Burlesque

Burlesque has already bombed here in the States, but Christina Aguilera’s doing all she can to sell her movie abroad. She’s got the big guns up and out. Worthy attempt.

Hell, Cher wore something so sheer you could see her old-ass nipples at one of the European premieres for Burlesque. (I’d apologize for not being able to show you those pictures, but really, would you WANT to see that?)

Now if Christina wore a top so sheer I could see her entire tit, nipple and all, I’d watch that. If she’d shown us her tits in Burlesque, I can guarantee I’d DVR that shit.

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