Saturday 16 July 2011

Christina Aguilera Wants to Smell Good


Christina Aguilera wants us to know that that HOT body of hers doesn’t just have luscious curves: it smells good, too. At least, that’s the only good reason I can think of to have a perfume.

Christina’s at the launch of her new perfume, Royal Desire. I’d smell just about anything if I could see those tits of hers naked.

Yeah, I know Christina’s getting pretty chunky for a celebrity, but as a jazz musician I once heard said, “Don’t nobody like a bone but a dog.”

I hear Christina’s still getting drunk off her ass out in public. Can you imagine the sight she makes, especially if she wears something tight and low-cut?

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